“My Mama always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.'”

Forrest Gump

“Assume everyone will betray you, and you will never be disappointed.”

Tobias Beckett, Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

“They say that once you grow crops somewhere, you’ve officially colonized it. So, technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!”

Mark Watney, The Martian (2015)

“You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.”

Immortan Joe, Mad Max Fury Road

“I don’t have friends, I got family.”

Vin Diesel, Fast 7

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”

Liam Neeson, Taken (2008)

“I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.”

The Departed (2006)

Almost immediately upon hearing this, you most certainly wanted to run up to the slacker in your office, get in face and deliver this line. It was epic and original and so cool.

“This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!”

Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)